Knot Yet? 9 signs that you are being too choosy!

Are you looking for a guy who is tall, dark and handsome, worth a million bucks and who also knows how to treat a lady well…? Or, are you a guy looking for a girl who makes all the heads turn, wows them with her wit and elegance and also cooks you a sumptuous meal?

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How on earth will you find that one person? Will lightning strike at once or will it be like the movies where the world slows down for you with a soft romantic score playing in the background? Or, is there a thin line between being choosy and being unrealistic? Let’s find out:

  1. You refuse to consider a guy who doesn’t know how to spell “Czechoslovakia”, after all who doesn’t know that!
  2. You don’t intend on talking to a girl because she had once mentioned on her profile that she might turn “vegan” one day.
  3. That guy has too many dark circles on his profile picture, also too much facial hair – why didn’t I notice earlier?
  4. She puts on too much make up and those fake eyelashes are such a put off.
  5. He asked you the same question twice.
  6. She has two furry pet cats and I have always been scared of them. Will I be able to keep up?
  7. He is a day younger than me.
  8. She uses too many commas, lol and emoticons on chats. Is she going to be too emotional?
  9. Did he send you a friend request too early?

These criteria are not only high strung and far flung but also hilarious. What are your or your friends’ hilarious excuses?

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